do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
I just realized the song F.U.N. from spongebob is totally about sex.
I mean friends with benefits.
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.